Soap is not a condiment
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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