Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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