Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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