You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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