so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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