You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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