If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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