i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I currently don't understand fingers.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
