Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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