I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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