She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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