I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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