Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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