Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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