But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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