remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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