dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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