Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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