You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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