my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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