I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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