He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.