If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.