She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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