He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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