And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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