Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He felt like a one man threesome
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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