Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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