***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My vagina just recognized that song.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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