I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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