Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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