No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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