Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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