Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
