Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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