I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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