this beer tastes like vomit already
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
tell me about the fingering
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