Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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