I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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