HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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