the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You need Xanax blowdarts
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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