He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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