he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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