I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
