Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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