If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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