Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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