i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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