Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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