Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
