You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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