Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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