I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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