Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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