Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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