She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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