I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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