So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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