With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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